BRUTAL LACTOSE INTOLERANT HOODIE
Anyone who can't drink LACTOSE knows that s#*t is BRUTAL! One sip of ancient cows milk awakens the beast, creating an eminent attack on your precious guts. Bound to the toilet, you must master your digestive demons and break free from the unholy bathroom of all eternity!
Hoodie reads "LACTOSE INTELORANT" in divine metal hand lettering.
Style tip: Crop your hoodie by cutting it in a straight line above the pocket.
• Unisex sizing
• Spun from plush sponge fleece fabric, remarkably soft.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester fleece
Made in the USA, 100% Sweatshop Free. Printed in Los Angeles.